mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow
agentdanascullys:

OH MY BLOOD — a hannigram mix

01. wicked game - émilie simon 02. bad romance - 30 seconds to mars 03. come inside - tindersticks 04. i put a spell on you - the kills 05. brompton oratory - nick cave & the bad seeds 06. pretty colours - mark lanegan 07. lucky you - the national 08. oh my blood - rykarda parasol 09. bang bang - isobel campbell 10. love will tear us apart - scott matthew

agentdanascullys:

OH MY BLOODa hannigram mix

01. wicked game - émilie simon 02. bad romance - 30 seconds to mars 03. come inside - tindersticks 04. i put a spell on you - the kills 05. brompton oratory - nick cave & the bad seeds 06. pretty colours - mark lanegan 07. lucky you - the national 08. oh my blood - rykarda parasol 09. bang bang - isobel campbell 10. love will tear us apart - scott matthew

anrisaryn:

landofstories:

startrekspeare:

"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better

also, in the british monarchy, if a queen is on the throne, there isn’t a king. her husband is a prince. BUT if a king is on the throne, his wife is a queen. which truly shows that the country can be ruled without a king but can’t without a queen.

HISTORY

lordoftheinternet:

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

meekasa:

Sometimes I have really fucked up thoughts like

What if I’m the only actual living thing with free will and everything around me is just fake

What if I’m in some kind of video game like dimension where I’m the only human being and everyone else is some type of controlled robot

What if nothing is actually real

What if this is all a hallucination and other people don’t actually exist

overlypolitebisexual:

men like girls who “don’t know they are beautiful” because they are afraid that one day you will realise that you are the sun and the stars and he is nothing but a discarded plastic bag clogging up the ocean that you are

"Marry someone who can make you laugh in public and scream in bed."
Me giving my friend relationship device. (via dafunnyposts)

knoodler:

when the manga gets an anime and the anime gets a reboot and you get to watch your favorite character die three different times

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http://faeriebek.tumblr.com/post/92497463530/tickatocka-some-fun-sex-tropes-laughing

tickatocka:

some fun sex tropes:

  • laughing during sex
  • and/or things going wrong during sex that leads to laughter
  • sex on a countertop/tabletop/sink because we couldn’t wait to get somewhere with cushions
  • kissing to stay quiet
  • biting to stay quiet
  • one person meticulously doing…
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